Other girl vs me Girl- Leaves house with nails done, hair …

Other girl vs me 😅

Girl- Leaves house with nails done, hair and outfit on point..
Me- leaves house with glitter in my eye, glue in my hair and dog furr on my clothes

Girl- has spare money so goes shopping
Me- has spare money so goes to spotlight

Girl- goes shopping and gets excited by shoes and clothes..
Me- goes shopping and gets excited by the outdoor section of bunnings

Girl- has spare time, watches netflix and chill with partner..
Me- has spare time, listens to gangsta rap in my shed while making mermaid crowns and drinking beer

Girl- wears latest clothes that are on trend
Me- still wears the same oversized #junkiejumper i bought 6 years ago from the thrift shop for $2.50

Girl- on a diet eats fruits and vegetables..
Me- on diet sucks the flavour off shapes and gives the biscuits to my dogs

Girl- sleeps getting spooned and cuddled by her partner
Me- sleeps on opposite sides with earplugs in because my boyfriends farts wake me up

Girl- if she thinks you look good ‘omg i looove your hair and dress, you look hot’
Me- how you know if i think you look good.. ‘you bloody bitch! you need to leave immediately’

Girl- gets drunk, cries because she loves her friends soooo much and couldnt live without them..
Me- gets drunk and cries because i dont want my dog to ever die

Girl- partner calls her babe and tells her how good she looks
Me- partner calls me ‘grub’ and asks me if i could pls brush my hair once in a while.

Girl- gets excited because her partner sends flowers to work and buys her cute gifts..
Me- gets excited because my patner knows EXACTLY what i like to get in my kfc meal including adding cheese and the particular type of chicken i need

Girl- out for a quiet drink.. pleasant to be around having a glass of wine, well spoken.. giggle on point!
Me- out for a quiet drink.. swears like Eminem and talks just about as fast, takes the piss out of myself and everyone around me.. drinks to much, falls asleep in toilet.. needs a kebab.

Anyone else this messed up?
Fun times, happy weekend 🍾


Other girl vs me 😅

Girl- Leaves house with nails done, hair and outfit on point..
Me- leaves house with glitter in my eye, glue in my hair and dog furr on my clothes

Girl- has spare money so goes shopping
Me- has spare money so goes to spotlight

Girl- goes shopping and gets excited by shoes and clothes..
Me- goes shopping and gets excited by the outdoor section of bunnings

Girl- has spare time, watches netflix and chill with partner..
Me- has spare time, listens to gangsta rap in my shed while making mermaid crowns and drinking beer

Girl- wears latest clothes that are on trend
Me- still wears the same oversized #junkiejumper i bought 6 years ago from the thrift shop for $2.50

Girl- on a diet eats fruits and vegetables..
Me- on diet sucks the flavour off shapes and gives the biscuits to my dogs

Girl- sleeps getting spooned and cuddled by her partner
Me- sleeps on opposite sides with earplugs in because my boyfriends farts wake me up

Girl- if she thinks you look good ‘omg i looove your hair and dress, you look hot’
Me- how you know if i think you look good.. ‘you bloody bitch! you need to leave immediately’

Girl- gets drunk, cries because she loves her friends soooo much and couldnt live without them..
Me- gets drunk and cries because i dont want my dog to ever die

Girl- partner calls her babe and tells her how good she looks
Me- partner calls me ‘grub’ and asks me if i could pls brush my hair once in a while.

Girl- gets excited because her partner sends flowers to work and buys her cute gifts..
Me- gets excited because my patner knows EXACTLY what i like to get in my kfc meal including adding cheese and the particular type of chicken i need

Girl- out for a quiet drink.. pleasant to be around having a glass of wine, well spoken.. giggle on point!
Me- out for a quiet drink.. swears like Eminem and talks just about as fast, takes the piss out of myself and everyone around me.. drinks to much, falls asleep in toilet.. needs a kebab.

Anyone else this messed up?
Fun times, happy weekend 🍾

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